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February 01, 2017

Hillary Clinton Signs With Speaking Gig Management Agency;
Plots Return to Politics

She wants some cash-money validation.

Hillary Clinton is testing her worth on the free market by returning to the speaking circuit.

Clinton has signed on with the Harry Walker Agency, the Associated Press reported, where she regularly commanded $200,000 or more per speech before her failed campaign for the White House.

The AP reported Wednesday that Clinton will also be writing a book featuring a compilation of personal essays, "inspired by the hundreds of quotations she has been collecting for decades."

"These are the words I live by," Clinton said in a press release from her publisher, Simon & Schuster.

The book will be called pls print: strip of markings and send by unsecure.

She may be incompetent, mendacious, and unfathomably corrupt, but, on the other hand, she is also greedy AF.


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