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January 26, 2017

Glenn Beck Offers to Fund Charity MMA Match Between Deadspin Editor Who Invited all Comers to "UFC Octagon," and Actual MMA Fighter and Vet

Someone's regretting his Early Onset Internet Muscles now.

After Deadspin editor and all-around super tough-guy Tim Womensmarchman invited "cucks" to the "UFC Octagon," several people offered to so meet him.

Among the more dangerous individuals to do so was vet and MMA fighter Tim Kennedy:


Glenn Beck is now offering to fund a charity MMA fight between this man and this... uh, whatever. This person, whatever xe is.


Internet Muscles

Do not be fooled. They are not real muscles. I know it feels like you just pulled eight plates when you dash off a Sick Burn, but here's the reality: You're a pussy and a tremendous disappointment to your father.


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