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January 20, 2017

The Morning Report 1/20/17

Good morning, kids. I can't wrap my head around the fact that in just a few hours, a lost decade will at last come to a long prayed-for and merciful conclusion. Without going into details, starting over when you're in your late 50s is hard enough even in the best of times. I know I'm in for a difficult personal road ahead, but at least as of today I feel as if I actually have a shot at rebuilding enough to cushion whatever time I have left before joining the Choir Invisible. G-d bless each and every one of you. This pixilated pixy parlor has been an emotional lifeline. I always say "have a better one" and, at least for today, I guarantee you will. And do remain blessed!

Thugs Turn Violent at The Deploraball, Get Pepper-Sprayed
Kid Sets Fire in Street Because, "Screw Our President"
Disrupt J20 Includes At Least One Violent Known Terrorist Organization
DeBolshevik-Led Dead-Ender Anti-Trump Rally Pisses Off New Yorkers
Surprisingly Honest (and Schadenboner-y) Politico Story: "Democrats In the Wilderness"
Dems: Mnuchin Has Offshore Accounts! Hatch: So Do Many of You (*Mic Drop*)
Trump Effect in New England? Right-To-Work Passes in NH State Senate
EPA Shits on Citizens, Pardons Itself for Gold King Disaster, OR Isn't This Really the Story of Obama?
This Is Why You Got Trump: Bernie Sez USA "Worst Country on Earth"
Behind CNN's Hit-Job On Monica Crowley
Lather, Rinse, Repeat: NYU Journo Prof Sez the Press Can Redeem Itself by Being Better Bamboozlers
Looks Like Another Vehicle Terror Attack, This Time Down Under

Thanks to Mindful Webworker for the countdown art!!!

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