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January 20, 2017

The Morning Report 1/20/17

Good morning, kids. I can't wrap my head around the fact that in just a few hours, a lost decade will at last come to a long prayed-for and merciful conclusion. Without going into details, starting over when you're in your late 50s is hard enough even in the best of times. I know I'm in for a difficult personal road ahead, but at least as of today I feel as if I actually have a shot at rebuilding enough to cushion whatever time I have left before joining the Choir Invisible. G-d bless each and every one of you. This pixilated pixy parlor has been an emotional lifeline. I always say "have a better one" and, at least for today, I guarantee you will. And do remain blessed!

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Dems: Mnuchin Has Offshore Accounts! hosta: So Do Many of You (*Mic Drop*)
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Lather, Rinse, Repeat: NYU Journo Prof Sez the Press Can Redeem Itself by Being Better Bamboozlers
Looks Like Another Vehicle Terror Attack, This Time Down Under

Thanks to Mindful Webworker for the countdown art!!!

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