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January 11, 2017

This Monkey Thinks He's a Cowboy!!!!

At least, that's what you can tell your kids.

Below, an interpretation of the Buzzfeed/CNN folies a deux.



By the way -- what's with calling trans-species sex "unusual"? Very cisspeciesnormative, isn't it?

Video of the deerf**king monkey here, with French narration to add to The Sexy.


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