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January 06, 2017

Overnight Open Thread (6 Jan 2017)

Be safe morons with this storm passing through. I'm hunkered down ready for whatever happens. Currently in a blizzard warning here in Norfolk.

Czech Guidance

Czech government tells its citizens how to fight terrorists: shoot them yourselves.

Chokers

No, no, no, nope. In 2017, men are wearing chokers. No, the only authorized chokers for men are military uniform dress uniforms like the Navy's Service Dress Whites or the Marine Dress Blues.

Sweet Drone Video

Science

Par for the course for the EPA. Obama's EPA 'does not verify the accuracy or science' on its own blog.

Fake News

Obama ignores facts with boastful 'greatest hits' list. Just like his administration is scandal free. It's all BS.

Here's a some real news. Record 95,102,000 Americans not participating in labor force. First time ever it's crossed 95M.

GoT Cover

This song was so good in the season finale last season. This guy did a nice arrangement of it.

SMOD Plan

OK, not much of strategy, more like a wishlist and I could've made this up in 5 minutes. WH has finally released a strategy for dealing with deadly asteroids.

Achieving Your Dream

Grandson achieves his dream of finding his grandfather's WWII plane.

TFOA

I've had Things Fall Off Aircraft (TFOA) in my flying days, but never something like this. Engine falls off B-52 during a training sortie over North Dakota.

Dog Video

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