The Morning Report 1/3/17

Good morning, kids. Well, the 115th Congress is gaveled in later today, heralding the start of the Trump era. I would't get too excited as we still have a rabid psychopath with 17 days left to fling poo and engage in a scorched earth policy before he's ejected. Even worse, we have the GOP on our side. Feh. Other than that, just when you think it's sort of safe to read Patrick Buchanan, he pulls his Father Coughlin routine by attempting to justify John Kerry's speech as a reasonable and rational position. Personally, I think Buchanan is always a better read in the original German. Anyway, have a better one and remain blessed.

• Trump Era Kicks Off as 115th Congress Opens Today
  
• The One Constant in an Ever-Changing World: Patrick Buchanan's Joo-Hatred
  
• Assange: "Russian Hack" Lie Is Obama Trying to Delegitimize Trump Agenda
  
• Massive Computer Outage Causes Chaos at Airport Customs Stations
  
• Issa Smacks Down Blitzer Attempting to Hawk Chicago Gun Violence Myth
  
• Sick Bastards Mock Accidental Shooting Death of Conservative Columnist
  
• Mary Clogginstein Unavailable for Comment as Vermont Town "Welcomes" 100 Syrians
  
• Obamacare: Repeal Now, Replace Later (Or Not)
  
• From Small Businesses to Entire Nations, Protectionism Never Works
  
• Primordial Fake News: The Democrats and Willie Horton
  
• Iceberg, Goldberg, What's the Difference?!

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