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Monday Overnight Open Thread (1/2/16) Mish-Mash Edition | Main | Mid-Morning Open Thread
January 03, 2017

The Morning Report 1/3/17

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Good morning, kids. Well, the 115th Congress is gaveled in later today, heralding the start of the Trump era. I would't get too excited as we still have a rabid psychopath with 17 days left to fling poo and engage in a scorched earth policy before he's ejected. Even worse, we have the GOP on our side. Feh. Other than that, just when you think it's sort of safe to read Patrick Buchanan, he pulls his Father Coughlin routine by attempting to justify John Kerry's speech as a reasonable and rational position. Personally, I think Buchanan is always a better read in the original German. Anyway, have a better one and remain blessed.


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