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December 21, 2016

San Diego Chargers Security Guard Caught-on-Film Masturbating in Front of Cheerleaders, Fired

Who's the real victim here, is what I'd like to know.

A video posted on Facebook shows the unidentified guard seemingly pleasuring himself just steps away from cheerleaders at Qualcomm Stadium during the Chargers' game against the Oakland Raiders. Company officials from San Diego-based Elite Security confirmed the termination on Tuesday afternoon, less than 24 hours after versions of the video surfaced online.

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The man did pass all state and federal background screening processes and completed all licensing requirements, the company said.

The guy is actually playing pocket pool, which I didn't know was a Real Thing until now. If you click on the video, you won't see penis, but you will see him going at himself like a cat going after yarn. So, content warning.

By the way, the T&A strip on the side of the Daily Mail today features not one but two "pert posteriors."


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