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December 24, 2016

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump Christmas Eve Day Edition

There are so many things wrong with this picture. Since it is an open thread you could try to list them all. Moron with the correct number wins the Platinum Subscription for the Month of February 2017. There may be some stale Troll-B-Gone thrown in as well.

Here are some other weird items that didn't receive the AoSHQ spotlight this past week.

The ONT doesn't condone theft. But..........really boys?
You did what? Damn, there go our insurance rates!
Dream catchers not an ideal Meth shipping container.
NO! Say it aint so!!
Burglars failed to review CHECK LIST
Don't bogart that.....errrr......Never mind, keep it.
Crime may pay. But, not in this instance.
Call me old, I remember when Santa only gave candy canes away.
Sure, where was this when I had 3 teen aged daughters and a wife living under the same roof.
Really honey your hair looks fine. (And that dress doesn't make your ass look big either)
Things go from bad to worse when the shit hits the fan.

As always be good little boys & girls. No running with sharp objects, play nice with others.

The Staff at The Weird News Dump hopes you have a great weekend and a Merry Christmas. Thank you for spending your time with us today.

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