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December 09, 2016

The Morning Report 12/9/16

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Go Pull Your Puzder

Good morning, kids. The weekend's here. Time for holiday cards, maybe some cookie baking and other things to prep before heading to the relatives next week. Some good links, IMHO, so read up. And considering the story earlier in the week about the breast cancer patient groped and persecuted by the TSA, I have much more sympathy for Judge Reinhold. And thanks to Obama, for the first time in history, US life expectancy declined. The good news is Harry "castrato" Reid is on the way out, but the bad news is the loathsome, execrable Chuck "rhymes with . . ." Schumer will take his place. As we say in Yiddish, may G-d transform them into chandeliers, "by tog zol er hengen, und by nacht zol er brenen." Have a better one and remain blessed.

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