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December 06, 2016

Fake Mattis Quotes Thread

Mattis has some really balls-out quotes.

JeffB. published his own fake Mattis quote -- but this sounds like something Mattis could say.

A reader had the same idea and proposed a Chuck Norris type thread about Mattis.

So how about? Post your own Mattis-like quotes, and maybe tell some Chuck Norris type lore about him.

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posted by Ace at 04:38 PM

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