Ace of Spades HQ

« EMT 12/03/16 | Main | With Rights Come Responsibilities »

December 03, 2016

Saturday Morning Weird News Dump

Just a few items that didn't get attention here at the Ace of Spades this past week.

We at The Dump don't know what she was bitching about. It could have been this.

Revenge ~~porn~~ garbage.
Beaver. Make your own jokes.
Table for 1?
Scared straight
Had their been donuts would things have been different?
Have you tried rebooting the damn thing?
As always, no running with sharp objects, no paste eating. And by all means play nice with one another. Enjoy this open thread and enjoy your Saturday!

posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:02 AM

| Access Comments

<script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>


Advertise Here! Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Recent Entries Open Thread The Conservative Case For Mocking SoiBois Why Yes, That Is A Pig In Flight! Judge Agrees With The Firing Of Political Apointees Pre-4th of July Open Thread CNN: Study Finds That Hydroxychloroquine Helped Patients Survive Coronavirus, Cutting Death Rates In Half Open Thread The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report - 7/3/20 Tonight's ONT Is Down In The Dumps Moron Meet-Ups ColoradoMoMe 2020: ~~04/25/2020 Wheat Ridge CO:~~ Postponed Contact Westminsterdogshow for information. NoVaMoMe 2020: Rescheduled for August 29, 5:00-10:00 pm, Fairfax, Virginia. Contact Bluebell & Weasel with questions.	« EMT 12/03/16 \| Main \| With Rights Come Responsibilities » December 03, 2016 Saturday Morning Weird News Dump Just a few items that didn't get attention here at the Ace of Spades this past week. You have the right....Caw.....to...Caw......remain......Caw-Caw.....silent. Romeo & Juliet it was not. We at The Dump don't know what she was bitching about. It could have been this. Revenge ~~porn~~ garbage. Beaver. Make your own jokes. Table for 1? Scared straight Had their been donuts would things have been different? Have you tried rebooting the damn thing? As always, no running with sharp objects, no paste eating. And by all means play nice with one another. Enjoy this open thread and enjoy your Saturday! posted by Misanthropic Humanitarian at 08:02 AM \| Access Comments <script language="javascript" src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/addyn/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=700;cookie=info;target=_blank;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]"></script><noscript><a href="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adlink/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" target="_blank"><img src="http://adserver.adtechus.com/adserv/3.0/5235/1131537/0/170/ADTECH;loc=300;key=key1+key2+key3+key4;grp=[group]" border="0" width="300" height="250"></a></noscript>	Recent Comments Mark1971: ""It smells like marijuana." ..." Wyatt Earp: "Some twat called the police colonizers. God I hate ..." Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler: "You know that scene where the Cossacks attack the ..." Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest: " They should have played psychology and had ambula ..." Nevergiveup: "SO they control the van areas...pull them away alr ..." Hands: "Do these feathers in my hair make me look fat? ..." DaveA[/i][/b][/s]: "Looks like a spot for a lightning tower. ..." It's me donna : "800 Haven't seem Hamilton, but it's Hamilton and o ..." Ballz und Sheft: "784 That idiot who just got arrested---is that a K ..." Nevergiveup: "First rule of riot control...break all the hippie ..." Anonosaurus Wrecks, Tyrannosaur Wrangler: "Yes we do want a physical confrontation! Posted b ..." Lizzy[/i]: "Haven't seem Hamilton, but it's Hamilton and other ..." Recent Entries Open Thread The Conservative Case For Mocking SoiBois Why Yes, That Is A Pig In Flight! Judge Agrees With The Firing Of Political Apointees Pre-4th of July Open Thread CNN: Study Finds That Hydroxychloroquine Helped Patients Survive Coronavirus, Cutting Death Rates In Half Open Thread The Morning Rant Mid-Morning Art Thread The Morning Report - 7/3/20 Tonight's ONT Is Down In The Dumps Search Search this site: Polls! Polls! Polls! Election Projection Federal Review Real Clear Politics Rasmussen Reports Gallup Zogby FoxNews Polls Sabato/Crystal Ball Frequently Asked Questions What is the Deal with the Cowbell? Why is the Ace of Spades called "the Death Card"? The (Almost) Complete Paul Anka Integrity Kick Primary Document: The Audio Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings) George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an Fckin' Hammer Top Top Tens Democratic Forays into Erotica New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really* Hate Potatoes Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party" Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad Signs That You, Geroge Michael, Should Probably Just Give It Up Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry NYT Headlines Spinning Bush's Jobs Boom Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?" Signs that Paul Krugman Has Lost His Frickin' Mind All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd Other Bad Things About the Jews, According to the Koran Signs That David Letterman Just Doesn't Care Anymore Examples of Bob Kerrey's Insufferable Racial Jackassery Signs Andy Rooney Is Going Senile Other Judgments Dick Clarke Made About Condi Rice Based on Her Appearance Collective Names for Groups of People John Kerry's Other Vietnam Super-Pets Cool Things About the XM8 Assault Rifle Media-Approved Facts About the Democrat Spy Changes to Make Christianity More "Inclusive" Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments John Edwards Campaign Excuses John Kerry Pick-Up Lines Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney Torments in Dog-Hell Greatest Hitjobs The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny More Margaret Cho Abuse Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Milestone: Oliver Willis Posts 400th "Fake News Article" Referencing Britney Spears Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed" Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means Wonkette's Stand-Up Act Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report! Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet The House of Love: Paul Krugman A Michael Moore Mystery (TM) The Dowd-O-Matic! Liberal Consistency and Other Myths Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate "Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long) The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) Syndicate this site (XML) Powered by Movable Type 2.64