A Poetry Slam....AoSHQ Style

Thanksgiving is all about turkey,
Although Aunt Janet's thoughts may be murky,
She's wrong about Trump,
All she says is, Harumph!
And the rest of the guests say she is jerky.

Yeah....I ain't Muldoon.

Have at it, you maniacs.

Rhyme to your bourbon-basted hearts' content....

Good ones (if any) from The Horde below the fold....

Poultry firm of flesh
Dropped into deep fryer indoors
Set whole place ablaze
- Cicero

Looking out over the spread
All the NeverTrump cries did I dread
'Til the server with wroth
Wiped the table with cloth
"First complaint and we're shooting you dead!"
- jsg

My sister-in-law is pretentious
Her liberal spew just dements us.
But she's cooking the bird
So we'll say not a word
About the election so yuge and momentous.
- Gem

If a liberal sits down at your table,
And says Donald Trump is not able,
Then you must deny
Him a slice of your pie
And insist that he eat in the stable!
- Bluebell

Hillary lay drunk in despair
No legacy left to repair
No bra for the sag
No wind for the flag
Lonely, bitter, and bare
- Marge from Fargo

Thanksgiving is all about gratitude
So please lose that hateful Lib attitude
Your tears are so droll
you're a whiny weak troll,
Count your blessings and shut your fat pie-hole.
- Tammy al-Thor

I'm thankful for Ace
For giving us this place
And the Cubs did not disgrace
Unlike Crooked Hillary
Who we should pillory
I'm thankful for a Trump win
Let's celebrate! I have gin!
- L, Elle

We few, we happy few, we band of Americans;
For he or she to-day that votes for me
Shall be my sibling; be they ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle their social class;
And people in blue states now a-bed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their privileges cheap whiles any speaks
That voted for Trump upon Election day.
- NaCly Dog

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Trump is President; and
Hillary is through.
- Mike

posted by CBD at 02:15 PM

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