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November 21, 2016

The Morning Report 11/21/16

I haven't seen the Democrats this mad since we freed the slaves!
— Rob Schneider (@RobSchneider) November 18, 2016

Good morning, kids. First, a big thanks to Ace for elevating me to cob status. I promise to live up to the exacting standards of pudding, mishes and skulls that have made AOSHQ "award-winning." Three days before Thanksgiving and after eight horrendous years we at last have something to be thankful for. Unfortunately, the trail of misery and pain left in Obama's wake shows no sign of abating. Another policemen was ambushed last night, bringing yesterday's total to three. Tragically, one has died. And neither he nor the drunken old hag has refused to condemn the increasingly violent protests of Donald Trump's election. This man has wrought a cancerous rot on this nation and its institutions that will take a very long time to heal. Prayers for the victims and their families. Have a better one and remain blessed.

**Sunday Bloody Sunday: Another Cop Shot and Wounded in Sanibel Island, FL**
San Antonio Police Officer Assassinated
St. Louis Policeman Shot in the Face, Expected to Live
Mad-Dog Mattis Mulled to Head the Defense Department
Chutzpah: Schumer Demands Trump Nominate "Mainstream" Judges for SCOTUS
Jug-eared Failure Will Criticize Trump "If Necessary," Meaning Every Damn Day
After Destroying His Party, Sh*t-Midas Might Lead Effort to Rebuild It. Yes, Please!
Will the Left Actually Incite a Civil War?
LePen Sans Le Phone? Oui, Oui!!

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