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The above map is so tiny, you can see hardly anything So please click on it to get the big picture. Especially if you're a Tolkien fan. You'll be glad you did. That little area in the red box? That's the part of Middle Earth where pretty much all of the action of both The Hobbit and The Fellowship of the Ring trilogy takes place. Similarly, we're used to thinking of the FOTR as this yuuuge epic, and it certainly is, but it's actually a relatively small part of Tolkien's vast scheme of things. The red box doesn't show up on the embiggened pic because I could only add it to the small pic I stored on my hard drive. As probably most of you know, in order to tell the history of Middle Earth, Tolkien invented whole languages and borrowed others, such as the language of Rohan, which I've heard is actually an obscure dialect of c. 5th century English. Incidentally, this is not the only possible rendition of what Middle Earth could have looked like. See, for example, this one and that one. And this one in particular. Trump's Fantasy Cabinet Like many of you, I have been greatly enjoying seeing Donald Trump crush his enemies, seeing his enemies driven before him, and hearing the lamentation of their women. All well and good. But I think he'll need good advice on who to pick for his cabinet in order to help him fulfill his dream, and ours, of making America great again, and so I know that those of us here at AoSHQ are very eager to provide that advice. A number of these cabinet positions are for departments that should be eliminated in the downsizing that needs to be done to restore the federal government back to reasonable limits. I have designated these departments as 'TBE' (to be eliminated). Also departments I couldn't think of anybody that would fit. Anyway, here is who I came up with: Department of State Department of the Treasury Department of Defense Department of Justice Department of the Interior Department of Agriculture Department of Commerce Department of Labor Department of Health and Human Services Department of Housing and Urban Development Department of Transportation Department of Energy Department of Education Department of Veterans Affairs (really belongs under the Department of Defense) Department of Homeland Security (also belongs under the Department of Defense) Head of IRS Attorney General Surgeon General White House Press Secretary Poet Laureate
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