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November 07, 2016

The Morning Report 11/7/16 [J.J. Sefton]

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Good morning, kids. One day left. When someone passes away, it's customary to list the significant achievements during his/her lifetime. For Janet Reno, two standouts among many include l'affaire Elian Gonzalez and the enforcement of the Community Reinvestment Act. Her obituary portends what another Clinton in the White House will mean. Anyway, the news is depressing but we have one thing to do tomorrow, so let's do it. If you can, offer to take people to the polls with you (assuming they're pro-Turmp/anti-Hillary and can't get there by themselves). Have a better one and remain blessed.


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