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November 04, 2016

Overnight Open Thread (4 Nov 2016)

Next week outta be interesting. We have a terror threat on Monday, a shitty tightening election on Tuesday as well as the possibility of a cyber attack. I don't even understand why we're even mentioning the following:

U.S. military hackers have penetrated Russia's electric grid, telecommunications networks and the Kremlin's command systems, making them vulnerable to attack by secret American cyber weapons should the U.S. deem it necessary, according to a senior intelligence official and top-secret documents reviewed by NBC News.

So NBC News is looking at Top Secret docs and have no problems with that but seem put off by FBI leaks to Giuliani?

UVA Rape Hoax

So now that Rolling Stone and their reporter have been ruled liable in defamation suit, why is Jackie's identity still protected?


Boy, Samsung is having a really bad year. Samsung's latest recall: washing machines that can burst apart.

Pentagon Job

I can't believe this is even a job. Pentagon has a team to review porn.

100 TV Themes On Guitar


Citi: Trump election could lead to 5 percent drop in S&P. Citi forgot to mention that they are the #4 on the list of top donors to Hillary.

Strange Pings

Canadian CP-140 Aurora investigates mysterious underwater pings in Arctic. It's gotta be aliens.

Bad Headline

Marines in Pacific banned from water activities after latest drowning. Before you freak out and think our amphibious brethren can't conduct an amphibious assault, it is referring to recreational activities.

Ron Burgundy

Heh. College that renamed communication school after Ron Burgundy now forbids saying 'anchorman'.


Dynatron's latest LP.

Male Birth Control

Trial made men grow breasts, sweat uncontrollably, go infertile for years. Granted, only around 5% grew breasts and sweated uncontrollably, but imma going to say no.


And the NFL wonders why its ratings continue to go down. Canton denies Stabler family ring and jacket.

Dog Rescue

Dog helps rescue screaming car their from animal hole. Should've just left him.

Dog Video

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