Monday Night Overnight Open Thread (10/17/16) [Mis. Hum.]

All aboard the ONT Train!!!!!

What the hell can go wrong? Never mind, don't answer that.

It appears that someone forgot to pay their internet bill. Or maybe the neighbors have hijacked the internet service.

If you’re not a socialist before you’re twenty-five, you have no heart; if you are a socialist after twenty-five, you have no head. The evidence is quite clear that socialism doesn't work. Public education has failed us, again.

Perhaps the Lame Duck President can send a special envoy to Chicago, IL. But then again, why let a crisis go to waste?

How does it feel, how does it feel? To be on your own, with no direction home a complete unknown, like a rolling stone. Paging Bob Dylan. Paging Bob Dylan. Do you want your medal and cash?

Drug cartels and the use of encryption and fake website = $$$$$$$$$$$$ of laundered money.

The complexity and scale of operations consummated by this money laundering organization are immense—hundreds of millions of drug dollars remitted across six continents on behalf of the World’s most violent drug cartels,” Drug Enforcement Agency Special Agent in Charge John S. Comer said in a statement in late September.

But the Feds can't track down any illegal aliens. Maybe they should pretend the illegals are untaxed dollar bills.

13 alcoholic beverages and their personality types.

As any bartender will contend, the drink you order says a lot about your personality–bartenders are notoriously prejudice. So let’s prejudge a bunch of drinks and slap on a personality type on each one of them. Warning: You will be offended.

What is her drink of choice and what is her personality? What is wine and bimbo for $500 Alex.

Cocaine, supply and demand and pricing.

But the drag created on the production of the cocaine that's shunted north toward the voracious US market doesn't seem to be reflected in the price of the drug on US streets in recent years.

"The price of cocaine in the United States has hardly moved," Wainwright said. "In the past couple of decades it's been about $150 per pure gram, and that's barely budged, so there's a puzzle there.

Something is wrong with you if you think that you can make a decent living working in a cafeteria. Automation cannot come quick enough in certain fields. Harvard minimum wage type of workers go on strike. If you can't afford to buy diapers how are you going to make bail?

Would you like to be a millionaire? Habits of eventual millionaires. Lottery purchases and being born into the right gene pool does not count.

Are you a jet fighter pilot? If you are, don't succumb to boredom. Joy riding Egyptian piolots helped provoke the Six-Day War with Israel.

Rationalization, what can't it do? If the original masterpiece was going to cause the remake version to flop, why make it? Once again Hollywood displays the lack of creativity. Why admit to failure when you can blame it on others including the audience?

Had the creators of the flop completed a little home work, they could have learned everything they needed to know about humor.

From the I'm pissed off files. Mrs. Mis. Hum. and I switched from flip-phones to iPhone 4s 2 years ago in November. There's nothing wrong with our damn phones. Obsolete my a$$. And it's not just the iPhone 4 there are several iPads that are in the screw the consumer category as well.

What is your worst quality? According to this your humble ONT correspondent is: You got: You’re too hard working. Hope the boss remembers this at the Year End Review. I'm looking for a bonus, hint-hint.

The ONT is curious as to where you 'rons & 'ettes come in at.

You Morons aren't quized enough. Stay tuned maybe we will have some math.

As we approach Halloween here are creepy stories from all 50 states.

The Genius Award Winner. Never mind the 4 hour warning, what about 4 days?

The feel good story of the day. Small town kid makes it big.

News tips, loose change and key to the men's room can be sent here.

Here is your chance to be #1 with a bullet.

If your friends jumped off the bridge would you do it too? Find out at the Group.

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