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October 09, 2016

Sunday Night Overnight Open Thread (10/9/16) [Mis. Hum.]

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Not quite vacation. But it appears bathroom breaks can be profitable.


49 years ago this thug lost his life. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword.

Graphic photos of Che at the time of his death.

While we are on the subject of serial killers.

According to Martha Stout, in her book The Sociopath Next Door, 1 in 25 Americans is a sociopath who has no conscience. These are people who could cut your throat from ear to ear because they don't like your haircut and then go out for dinner and dancing before drifting off to a good night's sleep. The good news is that the vast majority of these sociopaths aren't inclined to be violent. In fact, many of them have even gone on to enjoy long, successful careers in Congress (sadly, I'm not joking about that).

From the files of the unknown. Meet one Oskar T. Brand who professes to be a sit-down comedian, demotivational speaker, safe-distance activist, anti-bullshit lobbyist, glass-half-empty specialist, truth engineer, reality janitor.

His recent claim? The inability to keep quiet about women's magazines.

“Thousands of marketing specialists are paid ungodly amounts of money to brainwash you, sell you an illusion and destroy your self esteem. These magazines should be illegal. They’re fundamentally anti-woman and anti-you and you’ve given them the power with your wallet.”

Samsung Galaxy Note 7 problems continue. Samsung's response is not is not reassuring.

Just what the nation needed. A legacy of the Nanny who will never go away.

It will be a legacy of Michelle Obama's time in the White House, a manifestation of her "crazy idea that what if we planted a garden on the White House lawn to start a conversation about where our food comes from and how it impacts our children’s health" that began to take root even before President Obama was first elected. This Kitchen Garden could serve the future residents of that dwelling for many years to come by providing fresh local homegrown produce, and could also serve as an educational and outreach tool that furthers the original goal

Poor Michelle. Is the Horde's Give-A-Sh!t meter even registering?

Europe continues to disagree about immigration.

Are you a fan of SMOD? Are you hoping, praying, wishing? Stay tuned.

Do you have a potty mouth? Is your vocabulary consistent with your area?

The special snowflakes refuse to melt away.

Enjoy some angel food cake tomorrow.

Genius Award winner.

Feel good story of the day.

Kids will be kids at the Yahoo Group.

News tips? Loose change? Dust bunnies? Yeah, you can send them here.

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