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Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread 10-08-2016: [OregonMuse]Good afternoon morons and moronettes, and welcome to the Saturday Afternoon Chess/Open Thread, the only AoSHQ thread with content specifically for all of us chess nerds who pay homage in the temple of Caïssa, goddess of the chessboard. And, for those of you who aren't nerdly enough for chess, you can use this thread to talk about checkers, or other games, or politics, or chubby Venezuelan beauty queen pr0n stars, or whatever you wish, only please try to keep it civil. Nobody wants to get into a hockey brawl on a Saturday afternoon. Except maybe hockey fans.
Hint: There's a mate in 2 for Black The Master set up the following position for the Student and said, "It's Black's move. What do you see?" b4k2/Q4p1q/8/8/4r3/6P1/5P2/1R1R2K1 b - - 0 1 The Student studied the board for awhile, and then looked up at the Master and smiled. "I see a mate in 3", he said. The Master nodded. "Not bad", he said. "But there's something else, too. Something a little bit better." The Student looked at the board again. "Oh wait, you're right. Wow, I totally missed it." So the Student is right. There is indeed a mate-in-3 for Black here. But there's also something else. Find both. Everybody Gets Cake On National Chess Day!
I never knew there was National Chess Day, but there you are. It is usually Oct. 9th, but the 9th is Sunday and so this year they moved it back to the 8th, probably to give postal workers another day off. So I don't know what you're supposed to do to celebrate National Chess Day, play chess, I guess. There's some big-ass tournament going on that coincides with it, although: America’s top three players, now all Olympic gold medallists, GMs Fabiano Caruana, Wesley So and Hikaru Nakamura will all be participating in the Isle of Man Chess International, an open tournament which runs from October 1-9. Last year, there was the USCF linked to a short chess film with a man vs. machine theme. National Chess Day has its own, mostly uninformative web site.
Hint: White mates in 3 1q3rk1/5ppp/4n3/R2N4/8/3Q4/5P2/6K1 w - - 0 1
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Hint: White mates in 3 r7/8/8/5p2/7R/p3PkP1/5P1P/6K1 w - - 0 1
Hint: White can mate in 3 3r3k/1b2rpp1/p2qpN1p/1p6/4pP1Q/P5R1/1PP3PP/5R1K w - - 0 1
Here is one for you noobs. What does White need to do to win? Or can he? 7k/8/1P6/4p3/8/3K4/r7/4R3 w - - 0 1
Solutions Update Problem 1 - Black To Play (17) b4k2/Q4p1q/8/8/4r3/6P1/5P2/1R1R2K1 b - - 0 1 The Student first found this mate-in-3 for Black: 1...Qh1+
1... Re1+ In an actual game, there wouldn't be much of a difference if you found one or the other, both are forced mates, and a win is a win.
1q3rk1/5ppp/4n3/R2N4/8/3Q4/5P2/6K1 w - - 0 1 The moves are forced, but perhaps not so obvious: 1.Ne7+ Kh8 See how the knight on e7 is covering both escape squares. Sometimes that's hard to see from a couple of moves back.
r7/8/8/5p2/7R/p3PkP1/5P1P/6K1 w - - 0 1 What might be tricky about this problem is that the first move is a "set up" move that White needs to make in order to force the checkmate. Black's king isn't going anywhere and if White could just scooch his king over to f1, he'd be able to checkmate with this rook. So... 1.Kf1 Black has few options. Only this move will stave off the mate. 1...Ra4 2.Rxa4 2...a2 Futile, but there is no other move. 3.Rf4#
3r3k/1b2rpp1/p2qpN1p/1p6/4pP1Q/P5R1/1PP3PP/5R1K w - - 0 1
1.Qg4 g6 And now it's not clear how White can make progress in this line. But White has a better option: 1.Qg5! And now Black's defense 1...g6 fails because of 2.Qxh6# which move White couldn't do before because his Queen was not on the right square. 1...hxg5 As does taking the knight: 1...gxf6 The only thing Black can do is to try to protect the 'g' pawn, but all this does is hold out for one more move: 1...Rg8 Kaboom!
7k/8/1P6/4p3/8/3K4/r7/4R3 w - - 0 1 White can certainly win. And it's pretty straightforward. There's no tricky stuff that you sometimes see in endgames, such as stalemate threats or underpromotions or things of that nature. The only thing you need to know for this one is: don't get greedy. 1.Rb1! You need to do this first. If you succumb to greed and plsy 1.Rxe5? immediately, then Black gets behind the pawn with 1...Rb2! and then 2.Re6 Kg7 3.Kc4 Kf7 4.Rc6 Ke7 5.Kc5 Kd8 and then if 6.Rc7, 6...Rc2+ wins the rook. If White moves the rook anywhere else, then 6...Kc8 and Black gets the draw. 1...Ra8 Black needs to get back there and block the pawn. 2.b7! Rb8 Black tries to get his king into the act, but he's going to be too late. And now White can finally snarf up that pawn. 4.Kxe5 Kf7 Black will be forced to trade his rook for the pawn in order to stop it from queening.
Hope to see you all next week. Note: that cryptic line of letters and numbers you see underneath each board diagram is a representation of the position in what is known as "Forsyth-Edwards Notation", or F.E.N. It's actually readable by humans. Most computer applications nowadays can read FEN, so those of you who may want to study the position, you can copy the line of FEN and paste into your chess app and it should automatically recreate the position on its display board. Or, Windows users can just "triple click" on it and the entire line will be highlighted so you can copy and past it into your chess app. ___________ So that about wraps it up for this week. Chess thread tips, suggestions, bribes, rumors, threats, and insults may be sent to my yahoo address: OregonMuse little-a-in-a-circle yahoo dott com. | Recent Comments
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