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October 01, 2016

Saturday Morning Weird News [Mis. Hum.]

Saturday or another way to say Freedom!!!! Happy weekend Horde. Here are a few things that didn't make Mr. Sefton's 'The Morning Report' or ONTs that I am aware of.

1. No running
2. No sharp objects

And finally.

We don't swim in your toilet, don't piss in our pool.

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Bulls-eyes Target on parents feet not a brilliant idea
Thou shalt not steal
Enjoy these stories or the open thread at hand.

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