The Story That Hillary Wrote, Cast, and Produced For the Media Is Falling Apart

Fat Miss Universe won't answer the question of whether she was a getaway driver in an attempted murder. "I'm not a saint girl," this very English-fluent US citizen (as of May 2016 -- gee, I wonder if Hillary and Obama pulled strings) says.

The Daily Mail revealed her alleged involvement in the murder of a judge's brother and death threats against that judge. Oh, and having a child with a notorious drug baron.

The US Media did not explore these issues very much.

Well, to give him credit, Anderson Cooper did ask about it. (He's in the top video, linked above.)

Megyn Kelly, who does it all #ForTheGirls and believes that #FeminismMeansNoCriticism, did not.

Her interview with the non-English-speaking Ms. Machado was embarrassing. She did not ask about any of these things. The one thing she asked about -- whether or not she had an eating disorder before she was crowned Miss Universe, as she said in 1997, or only after encountering The Beast Donald Trump, as she says now, she inarticulately deflected away. Whether her English is really this bad, or just very bad when she wants to evade a question, is unknowable.

Now, the interview appeared pre-recorded, and maybe she didn't know about this at the time of the recording; but then why run the video of a woefully incomplete interview with a subject whose credibility is very much in doubt as originally planned? Why make no reference to these allegations before or after running the tape?

Why?

I'll tell you why: Because MeAgain Kelly is still traumatized for being Violently Tweeted by Donald Trump.

She apparently still has PTSD due to her being forcibly Tweeted.

I always half-expect MeAgain Kelly, when interviewing a badly wounded war veteran, to say, "I know exactly what you're going through. Donald Trump once tweeted me."

How will MeAgain Kelly deal with her embarrassment tonight?

If she covers it at all, here's a prediction: She has on two soothing Authoritative Male Presences -- my guess is her mentor Brit Hume, and Howard Kurtz -- to reassure MeAgain Kelly that she did nothing wrong and any reporter would have rushed Hillary Clinton's concocted Hitjob to the air without doing any fact checking or vetting.

Think I'm wrong?

She does this -- whenever Fox's Most Fabulous Feminist feels chastened by #AntiWomanCriticism, she has on two Reassuring Male Figures to coo to her that she did everything right.

So tonight I predict she will Summon the Male Defenders/Reassurers.

More At Conservative Treehouse: They link a video they purport to be by Alicia Machado, but I've seen no confirmation of that -- then again, someone seems to be cleaning up her Wikipedia page like crazy.

But check it out.

And go there to see MeAgain Kelly delivering the lines Hillary Clinton scripted for her.

You get to see MeAgain Kelly's favorite look -- she's got her Concerned Face on.

It's like Blue Steel but with added Social Justice Warrior content.

posted by Ace at 02:46 PM

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