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September 19, 2016

Bombing Suspect Charles James Wolcott Captured After Shootout in New Jersey

Sorry, I mispelled the suspect's name -- his name is Ahmed Khan Rahami.

He shot one cop in the hand and the other in the chest (though that bullet was stopped by the policeman's vest).

Josh Earnest, When Asked If We're Letting In Muslim Immigrants Without Enough Scrutiny: "We're in a Narrative Fight with ISIL." Oh grand. So much more civilized than a real fight.

Sean Davis has some thoughts too.

Earnest’s comments come after a weekend of narrative violence across the U.S. A pipe narrative exploded in a garbage can near a Marine Corps race in New Jersey. In New York City, a separate narrative blast injured 29 people on Saturday. Law enforcement authorities believe the same wicked wordsmith was responsible for both narrative explosions. On Saturday evening, another vicious narrative stabbed nine people at a mall in St. Cloud, Minnesota. That word terrorist was finally stopped by an NRA-certified concealed carry instructor’s sick burns and also multiple rounds from the instructor’s personal sentence pistol.

The weekend’s narrative violence is unfortunately nothing new for Americans. Last June, a lone narrator shot up a night club in Orlando, killing 49 people and wounding 53 others. In December of 2015, two radical Islamic poets killed 14 people and seriously injured 22 others in a war of narratives at a special needs health center in San Bernardino, California.


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