FACT: the earth is 70% covered with water, and our bodies are 70% water. Or 60%. Or something. More than half, anyway.

For years, philosophers have pondered if God could make a shoe so large that even He would say, "Shit, big shoe"

FACT: All stars were named by Arabs. Except for the Dog Star. That was named by Dogs. Now who's the racist, Racist?

FACT: the earth orbits the Sun in exactly one solar year. Astronomers have long pondered this cosmic coincidence

A student who exclusively uses the Metric System when speaking to peers will find his asskickings multiplied precisely by ten

The bong, a tubular instrument most often used for inhaling vaporous herbs, was invented by 15th C Italian chemist Guiseppe Bong

FACT: The element Wulfram is so named because it is found only in wolves' tongues. That's why it is also called Tungsten

The Dyson Sphere is a speculative engineering concept of a shell completely enclosing a star to power a giant vacuum

the ancient greeks believed all matter was made up of five elemental substances: earth, air, water, fire, and atoms