Slap and Tickle (Tales of the TSA) [Y-not]

Have you ever waited in a TSA line and thought "I could come up with a better system"? Well, Delta did.

Video explaining their system below:

Kudos to Delta for doing this. I have to believe they and other airlines have been losing potential business from people (like Mr Y-not and self) who have decided against personal travel that would require the hassle of dealing with the TSA. I don't mind a little slap and tickle, but the uniformed pervs could at least be efficient about it.

Here's an appropriate song:

Related: This man is a hero.

A Minneapolis man is blaming the long lines at security for missing a recent flight, and now he's suing the federal agency and the Twin Cities airport's operator for $506.85.

In the lawsuit filed in federal court last week, Hooman Nikizad said his wait of more than 90 minutes on March 19 before he passed through security screening by the federal Transportation Security Administration (TSA) made him miss his afternoon flight to Los Angeles.

Open thread.

posted by Open Blogger at 09:00 AM

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