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June 02, 2016

Paul Ryan Half-Heartedly Endorses Trump

Which is a kind of vote of no confidence in William Kristol's Mystery Candidate.

So I saw a doctor today about lasik. I've been having a lot of trouble reading lately, because these glasses were made wrong. (I went back and forth to the optician five times last year before giving up and just accepting these crap glasses.)

I am so sick of not being able to read (I zoom my Kindle up to Old People Settings to read -- I don't even try to read paper books any longer) and I am so tired of glasses and contacts I'm doing it. I'm getting my eyes zapped.

In a couple of weeks, hopefully, I will have normal vision.

And I will be able to read again.

Or, I will be blind.

Either/or.


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