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May 24, 2016

Tuesday Overnight Open Thread (5/24/16) [Misanthropic Humanitarian]

Welcome to the Maetenlochless, Tasteless, Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll Edition of the ONT.

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When it is Twofer-Tuesday, be careful for what you wish for. And you know who you are. Don't you?

Even a bag doesn't work covering Yoko. Nice try Howard.

She hasn't improved any with age either.

Twofer photos and videos, how tasteless was that?


Happy Birthday Bob Dylan! Still working hard and entertaining fans.

Rockers who uttered sensible things. Or as Maetenloch would say, quotes of the day.

Quote 1

Where you have the most armed citizens in America, you have the lowest violent crime rate. Where you have the worst gun control, you have the highest crime rate.
-Ted Nugent

Quote 2

Hopping the fence or wading the Rio Grande River isn't part of America's immigration process.
-Ted Nugent

Quote 3

Communism doesn't work because people like to own stuff.
-Frank Zappa

Quote 4

It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia

-Frank Zappa

Quote 5

I'm really terrible with small children; they're small, noisy, irritating, damp and soggy.

-Ian Anderson (of Jethro Tull)

Quote 6

What I've learned about marriage: You need to have each other's back; you have to be a kind of team going through life.

-Tom Petty

Quote 7

Inspiration is hard to come by. You have to take it where you find it.

-Bob Dylan

The most iconic rock concert of all time, Woodstock.

Here's a partial listing of who performed and their reported pay day. Joan Baez was paid $10,000. I would have paid her $11,000 not to attend.

Canned Heat – $6,500 The Who – $6,250 (also reported at $11,200 but Variety claimed that number was inaccurate) Richie Havens – $6,000 Arlo Guthrie – $5,000 Crosby, Stills, Nash & Young – $5,000 Mountain – $2,000 Tim Hardin – $2,000 Joe Cocker – $1,375 Sweetwater – $1,250 John B. Sebastian – $1,000 Melanie – $750 Santana – $750 Sha Na Na – $700

So how musical are you? Do you play an instrument? Force fed piano lessons as a child? Or do you just play a mean old stereo that has you on first name basis with the neighbor and responding cop? Your musical tastes examined. When we identify ourselves with the music we love, we are really telling people about who we are on a deeper level.

The Who's "My Generation" had a line that went "I hope I die before I get old". My goodness how the time has passed. How much make up, botox and hair color can you spot?


Legal pot boring? Not to mention the business is dominated by white men, full of injustice and inequality.

Grannies smoking pot for the first time.

As marijuana becomes more acceptable just another person to avoid on the roads. Watch driving skills deteriorate with pot consumption.

Videos are from Washington state where marijuana consumption is legal.

The AoSHQ and the ONT are not responsible for the content of these videos. Nor do these videos represent the views or beliefs of the AoSHQ, it's management, staff, bartenders, parents, pets or advertisers.


India, the new sex change destination. Something tells me this poor soul needed serious couch time rather than a date with a fillet knife.

Unrealistic sex with Bill Burr.

Battle of the sexes, or why husbands require supervision.

Lonely and out of shape? Try a sex-based exercise program

Do these therapists find themselves in legal hot water for discriminating against the Amy Schumers, Lindsey Wests and Trigglypuffs of the world?? Discovery could be a bitch.

Tonight's ONT brought to you by misogynistic men, dangerous dames, lethal ladies and warrior women. SJWs need not apply.

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