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May 19, 2016

Overnight Open Thread 05/19/16 - [Niedermeyer's Dead Horse]

Keeping it simple tonight. As if you guys click the links anyway.

I love amusement park rides but after a particularly scary experience at the local fair, I no longer ride the rides at those portable fairs. This is one reason why:

Safety is our highest priority!

Here's something your kids will love.

This is hydrophobic sand. Take it out of the water and you'll be surprised. https://t.co/ttOfeMlN5P
— SciencePorn (@SciencePorn) April 28, 2016

If you are so inclined, there are videos on You Tube as to how you can make it yourself.

Fan-cee! Horse groomer takes trimming to a whole other level.

Behold.

A Google or Bing search will reveal lots of other designs as well. Each is is spectacular.

Feeling frisky? Ten office pranks that probably won't get you fired.

Let me know how it goes.

With frightening accuracy, as usual.

@gabrielmalor South Park is basically Nostradamus with profanity and poop jokes. pic.twitter.com/F9K0tEywHc
— Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) May 17, 2016

Ain't that the truth?

One of my favorite videos to surface since Prince's death.

Enjoy.

Just. So. Chill.

That's it for tonight.

Oh, and P.S., this ONT brought to you by men who served us well.

Thinking of Mr. Bennett this evening. Will there ever be another?

Oh, and I'm a bit off as to the ONT coverage for tonight, so don't be completely caught off guard if another pops up later.

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I love amusement park rides but after a particularly scary experience at the local fair, I no longer ride the rides at those portable fairs. This is one reason why: Safety is our highest priority! Here's something your kids will love. This is hydrophobic sand. Take it out of the water and you'll be surprised. https://t.co/ttOfeMlN5P — SciencePorn (@SciencePorn) April 28, 2016 If you are so inclined, there are videos on You Tube as to how you can make it yourself. Fan-cee! Horse groomer takes trimming to a whole other level. Behold. A Google or Bing search will reveal lots of other designs as well. Each is is spectacular. Feeling frisky? Ten office pranks that probably won't get you fired. Let me know how it goes. With frightening accuracy, as usual. @gabrielmalor South Park is basically Nostradamus with profanity and poop jokes. pic.twitter.com/F9K0tEywHc — Dr. Kankokage (@kankokage) May 17, 2016 Ain't that the truth? One of my favorite videos to surface since Prince's death. Enjoy. 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