Louisiana House Representative: Let's Ban All Strippers Older Than 28, and Heavier than 160 Pounds

He says it was a satire to demonstrate the lunacy of ultraregulation -- if there's something you don't like, anywhere, pass a law and make it illegal.

This snarky blogpost seems to be very Social Justice Warriory and not believe it's a satire.

But then, the SJWs have no sense of humor, nor any self-awareness. They don't get the idea that ultraregulation is bad, because it's their primary legislative strategy. They don't want people poking fun at it, or using it for purposes they themselves don't endorse.

I believe him.

Also, I'd like to support the legislation. I don't know about the 28 year thing -- whither MILFs? -- but let's make this happen.

First we'll need a blue-ribbon ad hoc committee to study the most advantageous age for strippers. I want to be a part of the taxpayer-funded government boondoggle.

posted by Ace at 04:11 PM

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