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May 08, 2016

Differential Equations: The New Terrorism (CBD)

As many of us already know, differential equations are designed to sow the seeds of fear in the hearts of all college freshmen.

Apparently it also scares idiotic and ignorant Chicken Littles who mistake mathematical symbols for Arabic letters in, presumably, a note describing some terrorist action.

Menzio told the paper he was troubled by the women's ignorance as well as "a security protocol that is too rigid -- in the sense the once the whistle is blown everything stops without checks -- and relies on the input of people who may be completely clueless."

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