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May 02, 2016

Sacre Blah: High School French Teacher Speaks No Actual French

I'm sure when you saw Steven Green post this at Instapundit you knew it would be up here in a matter of hours.

Alors, vous avez raison.

Sharonda White’s son Nathanial is a junior at the school.

"I thought it was a joke, I couldn't believe this was happening,” White said.

We asked her son about his classroom experience.

I-Team: “Does your teacher speak French?”

Nathanial White: “No sir.”

I-Team: “Have you ever heard him speak a word of French?”

Nathanial White: “Bonjour, but everybody knows that.”

The teacher, Albert Moyer, said in a brief phone interview that the extent of his French education was just one year in high school.

The district removed its former French teacher and now assigns him to hall duty. The story doesn't say what that dispute was about. This guy, Moyer, is a replacement while they try to find someone qualified.

The local news report casts the story as "why is this qualified teacher not in the classroom?" Mais, de mon cote, je voudrais savoir pourquoi cet ancien enseignant s'est vire'.

Nous n'avons besoin d'aucune instruction
Nous n'avons besoin d'aucun contrôle de la pensee
Pas de sombres sarcasmes dans la classe
Professeur laissez les enfants tranquilles
Hey professeur, laisser ces enfants tranquilles

Tout compte fait c'est simplement une autre brique dans le
Tout compte fait tu es simplement une autre brique dans le

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