Go to the University of Missouri, Where Your Child Can Bathe in the Limpid Waters of White Supremacy

Mizzou's new head -- the one who replaced the guy the social justice warriors demand resign -- says, seemingly of his own university that "white supremacy... has permeated our culture" and compares the racial situation at Mizzou to what he experienced in the 1960s.

Oh, and then the university released a series of videos explaining white people's white supremacism to them.

The faculty committee on race relations put out the videos. One of the members explained: "White people tend to see racism in terms of lynching, physical abuse, bullying and other products of hate. Racism is more than the overt, blatant, extreme incidents."

And now you can view Mizzou's handy guide to What a Racist Your Child Is.

Plus -- there's still that one-in-five-will-be-raped thing!

So you know: Definitely send your kid there.

The University of Missouri

Plus, the newest stationary bikes at the Rec!

Does anyone really believe that the University of Missouri, where the white kids are being berated on their way to class, is a hotbed of neo-naziism?

Let me quote one of the greatest philosophers of our generation who might shed light on what's going on here.

Here's "Billy" from St. Elmo's Fire:

Jules, y'know, honey... this isn't real. You know what it is? It's St. Elmo's Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere.

(creates stream of fire by spraying perfume bottle through a flame)

Sailors would guide entire journeys by it, but the joke was on them... There was no fire. There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up. They made it up because they thought they needed it to keep them going when times got tough, just like you're making up all of this. We're all going through this. It's our time at the edge.

You tell her, Billy. You help Jules get her head on straight and get her out of that dirty foreigner gangbang party.

It's our time at the edge now.

posted by Ace at 11:34 AM

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