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April 29, 2016

TGIF Morning News Dump (4/29/16) [Mis. Hum.]

The Obama Administration, to serve and protect. LMAO.
"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie."
The State can't keep secrets forever
Economy growth S-L-O-W
Sheriff Joe offends lefties yet again
Will some grunge rocker from Seattle come up with a song, "The Garbage Police"?
Poor Huma
3 people affiliated with San Bernardino shooter arrested
Hey Linda, if you claim you're transracial and a lesbian everything will be fine.
Good thing it wasn't born in a Ford Probe
Wonder if I can get the kids meal price at Trump Hotel? I'm a kid trapped in an adult's body
This isn't rocket science
Ehh gadz Lovey, a Yale man
Protecting the environment one crony deal at a time
Comedy tour hits Iraq
WTF?!?
Where is the Palestinian outrage?
Fatso starts Twitter campaign against the wrong person
Special snowflake not so special
Germany considering an Islam Law
Ransomware big business and frightening
Was it something I said?
Opinion piece that is thought provoking
Funny how they can't do this at the southern border
Speaking of fences, Obama's forefathers believe in them
Genius Award, Part I
Genius Award, Part II
Feel good story of the day

Have a good Friday and a better weekend.

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