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April 27, 2016

Guardian: Correcting Grammar is Racist

I just saw this on The Five.

Apparently speaking non-grammatically is a treasured trope of minorities.

Boy, progressives sure have a low opinion of minorities, don't they?

Oh, I forgot to mention: Lena Dunham vows she will absolutely move to Vancouver if Donald Trump wins the presidency.

Speaking of obnoxious hefty gals:

I mentioned the Crowder/Milo/Hoff Summers panel earlier, and the disruptors at it.

Below you will see why they couldn't talk - the audio in the tape was skewed so you mostly hear Crowder et al. But below you will see an... interestingly shaped woman (???) screaming incoherent obscenities from a few yards away.

When I say "interestingly shaped," I mean that the way bean bag furniture with flapping armfat arms is interestingly shaped.

And of course she keeps drinking from her sippie cup. Must be water in that cup. I figure an active gal like her has to keep herself hydrated.

Are you sure you're angry about racism, sweetie? Because I can barely make out your race. It's rather buried beneath walrusian layers of flab.

posted by Ace at 06:10 PM

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Apparently speaking non-grammatically is a treasured trope of minorities. Boy, progressives sure have a low opinion of minorities, don't they? Oh, I forgot to mention: Lena Dunham vows she will absolutely move to Vancouver if Donald Trump wins the presidency. Speaking of obnoxious hefty gals: I mentioned the Crowder/Milo/Hoff Summers panel earlier, and the disruptors at it. Below you will see why they couldn't talk - the audio in the tape was skewed so you mostly hear Crowder et al. But below you will see an... interestingly shaped woman (???) screaming incoherent obscenities from a few yards away. When I say "interestingly shaped," I mean that the way bean bag furniture with flapping armfat arms is interestingly shaped. And of course she keeps drinking from her sippie cup. Must be water in that cup. I figure an active gal like her has to keep herself hydrated. Are you sure you're angry about racism, sweetie? Because I can barely make out your race. 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