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I remember a funny observation someone made about Take Me With U. The lyrics go: I don't care if we spend the night at your mansion/ Someone observed: "Sure, I don't care if you drop mad bills on me squiring around town, or even if we just kick back and chill in your mansion. Doesn't matter to me. I just want to be with you, okay? Mansion or the finest restaurants in the city -- doesn't matter at all to me. I'm easy." There are so many great Prince songs -- at least 40, maybe 80 -- and yet I can't link any of them really because Prince was a real legal eagle about keeping his stuff off-line. Here are a few I found: The video version of Rasberry Beret, which has a great intro that I don't think was ever released on anything you can actually own; Erotic City, which promises "we can funk until the dawn," and obviously if you're hearing another word mixed in there that's your own dirty mind causing controversy;
(The French-owned YouTube clone Daily Motion is one of the few places Prince's lawyers haven't managed to get all his videos taken down; just most.) You can download that long version of U Got the Look off Amazon, by the way. Wish they would sell the Rasberry Beret long version. Prince Solos on While My Guitar Gently Weeps. A jam, I guess a tribute to George Harrison, featuring Tom Petty, Jeff Lynne, George Harrison's son (who looks exactly like him -- no question about paterinity here) and Prince taking the end solo. Pretty good. Thanks to Ignoramus and Oregon Muse. One Thing I Remember Prince Saying... when he was asked what people didn't know about him that he wanted people to know about him, was that he was a pretty funny guy. A lot of Prince's lyrics are so absurd you think, "What the hell is wrong with this guy?" It's not just that they're dirty; they're juvenilely, stupidly dirty. I spent a lot of time trying to figure out of Prince was a genius or had brain damage. But I think Prince's observation about him actually being funnier than people realized explains this. His occasionally dumb lyrics or ponderousness was a joke. He was goofing around. There's this long outro to a song, "Temptation" off Around the World in a Day, where there's this ridiculous debate between Prince's ghost, God, and the Devil about sex. It ends, stupidly, with Prince saying, "Now I understand. Love is more important than sex." And then there's music suggesting he's going to heaven. That's so, so dumb I can't even. But I like to think now that that was Prince thinking, "Let me do something so dumb it's funny." (Actually I'm listening to it now, and it's so silly and over-the-top I'm laughing.) He Was Also Crazy. Kevin Smith's crazy meeting with the crazy person Prince. Thanks to artisinal 'ette. Update: A 12" remix of Rasberry Beret containing a version of the video intro (not the exact intro, as the remix starts with the Rasberry Beret theme, then goes into the finger-cymbal/clap intro) is available on Amazon. Thanks to x for letting me know that. | Recent Comments
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