Open Thread/New York Results Thread

I'm taking the night off. I imagine Trump will win easily -- you know, New York values and all -- and who knows what will happen on the Democrat side.

While you're waiting for the returns, you can enjoy Hillary Clinton claiming to carry around hot sauce in her handbag.

Why did she say that?

Is it because it's true?

Oh of course not: It's another absurd lie. But apparently carrying around hot sauce in your handbag is a black thing, which even Beyonce has sung about, so Hillary has to claim that she does this.

The woman who refused to carry two cellphones on her because it would be inconvenient. Carries around hot sauce. In her handbag.

This country is too stupid to live.

While you're not believing her, you can catch Kasich claiming he's locked up more than half of Indiana's delegates -- on the second ballot he means, because Cruz will win the first ballot.

While you're sitting there not believing him, you can note that Cruz thinks he'll take one third of Pennsylvania's delegates (most of whom are unbound on any ballot, except by personal promise) even if he loses.

Then you can argue about Trump's seventeen thousandth complaint of unfairness in the system and Rush Limbaugh telling him to drink a nice tall glass of Shut Up juice.

posted by Ace at 08:00 PM

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