Wisconsin Morons and Ettes: The Desk Needs You!

Hello everyone, and happy election season!

We are approaching the fifth anniversary of a night that electrified the Wisconsinites and election junkies here on the blog: the Supreme Court election between incumbent SC Justice David Prosser and JoAnne Kloppenburg. The race had a very revealing turn of events that a moron had unwittingly noticed in the comments:

It turns out that the Waukesha County clerk hadn't updated the Brookfield results at all, and the AP carried over the error. The rest made for a week of fun, where "newly discovered votes" broke Republican for a change.

Well, fast forward five years. We are approaching two contentious Presidential primaries in the state, and another Supreme Court election, this time with Walker-appointed Rebecca Bradley facing...JoAnne Kloppenburg.

So, we wanted to do something special for this particular set of races. When Edison Research announced they were hired by the networks last minute to conduct an exit survey (their contract with the Bigs only stretched through 3/15, hence no Arizona exits), we contacted them, and found out they will not be surveying the supreme court race.

They may not, but we will.

Right now, we've been organizing volunteers to conduct a survey much like the one we successfully pulled off in New Hampshire. A few familiar morons lent a hand for that effort: Fluffy, Neid's Dead Horse, Political Hat and a host of others helped gather supplies and conduct surveys in far-flung places like Mil-ford and La-con-i-a.

This time, we need more morons and 'ettes armed with only tablets and a smile to help us conduct our new survey in Wisconsin.

Our greatest need right now is in the morning and afternoon in the following communities:
City of Milwaukee (two separate precincts)
City of West Allis
City of South Milwaukee
City of Green Bay
City of Eau Claire
City of Greenfield
and the city of Oshkosh

There are specific precincts in each that you would be tasked with surveying. Feel free to ask any of the volunteers who contributed on the ground in NH how their experience went, and if you can join us next Tuesday, we'd gladly have the drunken lot of you.

Email contact@decisiondeskhq.com with the shifts you could help with and in which city, and we'll see you there!

posted by CAC at 05:26 PM

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