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February 18, 2016

What The Onion Looks Like Under the Ownership of a Hillary Backer

@comradearthur sent this observation from @marcorandazza.

The Onion, the newspaper parody, was recently bought by the Democratic deep pockets downer who got rich on the Power Rangers, and who is pushing grammy Clinton on us. His name is like Haim Sabir or something. Nope: It was bought by Univision. What was I thinking?

So, here's the headline:

Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiring

This is now The Onion's humor: how could Hillary be more inspiring? After all, she was a Senator, Secretary of State, and now a Female Presidential Candidate. That's as inspiring as it comes.

This joke actually feels written by Hillary's staff, actually. Hillary's people are always big on titles, not accomplishments or ideas, and here you go.

Inspired by @AceofSpadesHQ sidebar So long @TheOnion enjoy being a Hillary shill and losing your audience. #tcot pic.twitter.com/YkMqEEEdxc
— Jayne Tacocat (@jaynetacocat) February 18, 2016

posted by Ace at 01:06 PM

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The Onion, the newspaper parody, was recently bought by the Democratic deep pockets downer who got rich on the Power Rangers, and who is pushing grammy Clinton on us. His name is like Haim Sabir or something. Nope: It was bought by Univision. What was I thinking? So, here's the headline: Female Presidential Candidate Who Was United States Senator, Secretary Of State Told To Be More Inspiring This is now The Onion's humor: how could Hillary be more inspiring? After all, she was a Senator, Secretary of State, and now a Female Presidential Candidate. That's as inspiring as it comes. This joke actually feels written by Hillary's staff, actually. Hillary's people are always big on titles, not accomplishments or ideas, and here you go. 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