The Candidate of Wall Street Billionaires Has Rigged the Game: Despite One Tie and One Blowout Loss, Clinton Has 394 Delegates to Sanders' 42

Just probably something we should occasionally note for our true-believing party-of-the-people associates.

Just say it while shaking your head sadly. Don't make any positive statements; ask about it, as a question. They'll answer the question themselves.

Just shake your head and say, "I just don't understand how Clinton could lose in two races -- okay, she supposedly 'won' in Iowa, okay -- and have 394 delegates while Sanders only has 42. Do you understand this? I'm kinda dumb but can you explain this to me? Just doesn't seem fair. Seems like income inequality all over again, writ large."

That "writ large" makes no sense at all, and neither does the income inequality thing, but you'll be talking to an Idiot and they're impressed by words they don't understand so it might be a good Politicsmanship gambit.

You don't have to use this script. Make it your own. Have fun with it.

posted by Ace at 06:15 PM

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