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February 04, 2016

Bernie Sanders Saves a Man's Life

Bernie Sanders rushes heroically to save the life of a stranger, an itinerant laborer who had walked all the way up from Laredo, Texas to see Sanders.

Well I don't know if the man's life was in danger. He fainted. So, probably not really life threatening.

I also don't know if it was a stranger. Could have been a campaign aide. Probably was, as he was permitted to stand in the wings of the stage.

The shit about being an itinerant laborer from Laredo I just flat-out made up.

But the way I wrote it sounds more dramatic, so I'll lie and say it that way to propagandize for Sanders.

I learned it from you, Media! Okay? I learned it from you!

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