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January 22, 2016

Overnight Open Thread (22 Jan 2016)

Well winter decided to finally show up here in the mid-Atlantic and north east. Stay safe morons. NASA made a cool satellite view of the storm as it progressed the last few days.

Science

This is actually pretty cool. These gorgeous water maps are helping identify fake Scotch.

Firearms

I have got to go to this gun show in Vegas next year. If I had won the PowerBall, I probably would've at least bought one of everything there.

NFL Announcer Bloopers

The Ultimate NFL Broadcaster Bloopers Supercut by worldwideinterweb

Tick Tock

DHS investigating just 0.05 percent of 6 million illegal visa overstays. This part caught my eye.

This includes 219 illegal overstays from Afghanistan, 681 from Iraq, 564 from Iran, 56 from Libya, 1,435 from Pakistan, 440 from Syria, and 219 from Yemen, according to the report. Many are still in the United States illegally.

Real Life MacGyver Moments

10 incredible real life MacGyver moments that saved livesE.
h/t

65daysofstatic

Interesting alternate soundtrack to the 1972 science fiction film Silent Running.

Passwords

A lot of repeat offenders on the worst password list for 2015.

FootGolf

Footgolf, a unique sport that combines soccer and golf. Meh. I'd like to see AssaultGolf where you combine grenade throwing and golf.

Heh

Not your typical fire department call. Desperate woman calls fire department after losing key to chastity belt. This will probably happen more often as European women take to wearing these out in public just in case an "asian" rape party breaks out.

Barkour

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