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January 05, 2016

Well!

The "babypod" allows you to play music for a growing fetus. I guess this takes the idea of stimulating babies with music to an earlier phase.

One catch: The speaker goes up your yiyi.

Is that a catch or a feature? I don't know.

Exit question: What songs have you always dreamed of playing in your snooch and/or dickhole?

If I know young women -- and believe me, I know young women -- this will be the first song on all of their genital playlists.


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