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January 01, 2016

Overnight Open Thread (1 Jan 2016)

Happy New Year morons.

Vajayjay Speaker

Yeah, yeah, they say it's for the baby but c'mon. If the vajayjay speaker has a subwoofer, I'm calling shenanigans on that selling point.

Modern Journalism

This is what happens when you work at CNN. Facts and knowledge are optional. CNN's Alisyn Camerota shocked 14 women could make claims against Bill Clinton. I guess Alisyn left her credibility at Fox News when she left 2 years ago.

Fighter Jet Pron

Find The Panda

Can you find the Panda?

Government At Work

We're in the best of hands. U.S. doesn't know how many foreign visitors overstay visas.

Assault Rifle

Heh. A wannabe 'assault rifle' speaks out .

Self Defense Tip

Here's what you do when you are confronted by someone with a sword on the street and you don't have any weapons on you.

Teaching

And another teacher busted for having sex with a student. Looks like she got outed by the first 'victim' after he found out she was shacking up another student. Still, she's good looking.

Alcohol

Hmmm. I blame our political leadership. On both sides of the aisle. Alcohol-related deaths hit a 35-year high.

Dog Video

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