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December 22, 2015

Trump Says "Schlonged" And Why That Means You Must Vote for Marco Rubio

Oh who cares.

Let A be the set of all fucks I have, and let B be the set of all fucks I give. In the universe in which Trump says "She got schlonged," the intersection between these two sets is {}, which is to say, it is an empty set with no common elements.

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The set is also empty in the universe in which Trump says he doesn't want to get into whatever Hillary was doing with her unmentionables.

"I know where she went, it's disgusting, I don't want to talk about it," Trump said. "No, it's too disgusting. Don't say it, it's disgusting, let's not talk, we want to be very, very straight up."

Hillary reportedly was late because she refused to share the restroom with another woman who was currently occupying it -- so apparently she agrees it's "disgusting" as well. The two can share a couch together on this point, but I don't need the Democrat Ladies' Auxiliaries whining about a #WarOnWomenPooping.

Incidentally, they're forcing little girls to share restrooms with other little girls who got schlonged by God (that is, God bequeathed them with a schlong, but they're girls, because, well, they want to be girls or something), and our media doesn't seem to think that's a problem, so forgive me for not caring much about this.


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