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December 05, 2015

Overnight Open Thread (5 Dec 2015)

Not that I need any new reasons, but here are 7 reasons you should buy a gun after San Bernardino.

Obama Thinks Taking Your Guns Will Stop Terrorists. Josh Earnest said yesterday that gun control was the best way to stop terrorists. Fox News' Peter Doocy asked if Obama thought gun control could deter terrorism; Earnest explained, "Yes. The president believes that passing common sense gun laws that makes it harder for people with bad intentions to get guns, makes the country safer." But we know that the San Bernardino terrorists bought their guns legally, then modified them in illegal fashion. They also had IEDs. California has some of the strictest gun control in the nation. That fact led Senator Sen. Barbara Boxer (D-CA) to declare, idiotically, that "Sensible gun laws work. We've proven it in California and we are not going to give up." She said this the day after the shooting in San Bernardino that prompted the conversation in the first place - the day after a bunch of unarmed people were shot while waiting four minutes for the cops to arrive.

Do you feel safe?

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Alright morons, check this out. This group has grouped mass shootings into two categories, deadly jihadist attacks and deadly right wing attacks. Can you spot what's wrong with the "right wing attacks" column? The WaPo didn't. BTW, they define right wing as ANYONE that is anti-government. If that's the case, why don't they just use the label deadly anti government attacks then? So basically, the gist of it is to inflate the number of "right wing" attacks and show that we are attacked more often by "right wingers" than Islamic terrorists.

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