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March 23, 2015

Charlottesville PD: After Months of Investigating the Baroque Gangrape Alleged by "Jackie," There Is, Get This, No Evidence That Such A Thing Happened

Though they are politically correct enough to say that the complete absence of evidence that anything happened at all doesn't mean that something didn't happen.

"We have no basis to conclude that anything happened at that fraternity house," Chief Timothy Longo of the Charlottesville police told reporters.

He said that the student, identified in the article as Jackie, refused to give a statement or answer questions when she met with police in December, two weeks after the article was published.

Two weeks after the article was published, it had only barely been challenged.

Yet she wouldn't talk to police about it.

Plainly sounds like a woman who was Serious You Guys assaulted.

Longo said that police found no evidence that a party took place at the fraternity, Phi Kappa Psi, on the night of the alleged gang rape in September 2012, as described in the article.

The chief stressed that the conclusion did not mean that "something terrible didn't happen to Jackie," only that police could not corroborate it. He characterized the investigation as suspended, not closed.

How ridiculous. In order to appease a noisy and influential political lobby, we're all required to pretend along with Jackie.

On the plus side, police have been able to identify that totally-hot upperclassman who was totally into Jackie.

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