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March 18, 2015

Overnight Open Thread (3-18-2015) - PUNISHMENT EDITION

Because you all have disappointed and displeased me, tonight's ONT will be a PUNISHMENT one. I think that if you all reflect for a bit your offenses will become obvious - so if I'm forced to explicate and detail them, there will be ADDITIONAL PUNISHMENT ONTs. That is all.

Also Azealia Banks is unhappy with you as well. Whoever she is.

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You're welcome.

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