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March 13, 2015

And Now a Polite and High-Minded Conversation With Chris Hayes In Which We Discuss The Important Matters of The Day As Well as His Future With MSNBC

are you still on tv or just twitter and also i don't care @chrislhayes
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

if the tv thing doesn't work out you could sell hotdogs @ChrislHayes
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

selling hotdogs would be a big step down from basic cable but on the other hand, free hotdogs @chrislhayes
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

Artist's Depiction

"I've got a mind made for hotdogs, and a body
that's also made for hotdogs"

"A very special guest tonight on Hotdogs with Chris Hayes..."

"Nathan's Famous"

you could mix your interests, prog politics and hotdogs, by telling customers a "fun fact" about racism when they buy a hotdog @chrislhayes
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

you could be like, "did you know about the 3/5hs clause? fucked up, huh? Okay here's your sauerkraut!" @chrislhayes
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

"This is my Hotdog-Eatin' Face.
It goes Nom-Nom-Nom-Nom."

you could probably put your hotdog cart right in your msnbc parking spot when they fire you. i bet @maddow would like hotdogs @chrislhayes
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

you know, i bet ed schultz alone would probably cover your rent. he seems like he could eat a lot of hotdogs @chrislhayes
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

"I need six wieners with all the fixin's...!
THAT'S RIGHT NUMB-NUTS I SAID ALL THE FIXIN'S!!!"

what are your favorite hotdogs @chrislhayes I like sabrett. they're "snappy." they make a snapping sound when you break them, LOL
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

so that's where i see you really achieving, @chrislhayes selling snappy hotdogs under a little yellow umbrella
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

"A Turkey Sandwich, Sir, is not a hotdog!"

what's best, the first bite of a hotdog or the last? @chrislhayes The last, b/c u just ate a whole hotdog and now u get to have another one
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

i know that was a trick question @chrislhayes but i never said u only had 1 hotdog u have to know these things if u want to sling dogs
— TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015

"Grim news tonight. A hotdog has been shot.
I repeat, as hotdog has been shot."

posted by Ace at 01:16 PM

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Okay here's your sauerkraut!" @chrislhayes — TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015 "This is my Hotdog-Eatin' Face. It goes Nom-Nom-Nom-Nom." you could probably put your hotdog cart right in your msnbc parking spot when they fire you. i bet @maddow would like hotdogs @chrislhayes — TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015 you know, i bet ed schultz alone would probably cover your rent. he seems like he could eat a lot of hotdogs @chrislhayes — TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015 "I need six wieners with all the fixin's...! THAT'S RIGHT NUMB-NUTS I SAID ALL THE FIXIN'S!!!" what are your favorite hotdogs @chrislhayes I like sabrett. they're "snappy." they make a snapping sound when you break them, LOL — TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015 so that's where i see you really achieving, @chrislhayes selling snappy hotdogs under a little yellow umbrella — TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015 "A Turkey Sandwich, Sir, is not* a hotdog!"* what's best, the first bite of a hotdog or the last? @chrislhayes The last, b/c u just ate a whole hotdog and now u get to have another one — TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015 i know that was a trick question @chrislhayes but i never said u only had 1 hotdog u have to know these things if u want to sling dogs — TheClassyLife (@AceofSpadesHQ) March 13, 2015 "Grim news tonight. A hotdog has been shot. 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