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December 29, 2014

Obama Boots Wedding Off Venue He's Got the Golf Jones

They'd been planning the wedding for months, obviously, but Obama decided to play golf on a whim and so had them relocated under serious time pressures.

The golf course, located on the Marine Corps Base Hawaii, is a regular stop for Obama when he's in the state, with the Ko’olau Mountains framing the front nine and majestic views of Pacific coastline spanning the back nine...

Still, anyone planning an event at the course when the president may be in town is warned about the potential for last-minute shuffling, said Naile Brennan, manager of K Bay Catering, which was handling logistics for the wedding....

So Obama came in to golf, and the wedding had to be re-located in a hurry.

President Privilege eventually called the bride -- after Bloomberg called him to let him know they were writing up his latest golf outrage.

What a guy.


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