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In France, Hordes of Clowns Are Ravaging the Countryside and Attacking Citizens, and Vigilante Anticlown Mobs Are Now Forming to Hunt the ClownsI'm not joking, and I'm only slightly exaggerating. There is actually a fear that these attacks -- and the growing fear/panic about violent clowns -- will become worse as Halloween approaches. Fake clown attacks put French police on alert and trigger vigilante response More from Le Figaro. The below translation is weak and over-relies on Google translate. This was just a really tough thing to translate. A lot of words I'd never seen before. I just sort of threw up whatever seemed to make sense. Police Aren't Laughing Anymore About Alerts About Violent Clowns That's a reference to the creepy-looking clown that's been spooking people in Wasco, California. ... "Anticlown" is in the original. Incidentally, France's national security system is called "Vigipirate," which I imagine came originally from the notion of being vigilant against pirates. The Vigipirate system is now being used to report both the Clown Menace and Anticlown Mobs. Note: France has a history of strange fears. I read someone, forget who, who believed the Great Fear that proceeded the French Revolution was entirely hallucinated. There were rumors that there were gangs of murderers and thieves abroad in the night. So, towns would form anti-marauder posses to patrol around the edges of their towns at night. The speculation was that people in the next town would see these anti-marauder groups in the distance, and believe that those anti-marauder vigilantes were themselves marauders -- thus "confirming" in their minds the rumors of marauders. Is Some of This Just Pranking? While there have been actual crimes committed by clowns, it may have all started with a prank. Content Warning. DM Productions' pranks are pretty gory. All fake, but gory. As noted in the Spider-Dog prank, it's a good thing these guys are only pranking in Europe, because if they did this in America, the gags would all end the same way: With one dead body dressed up as a clown. But then, this guy is doing it in America: So far he's not dead yet. Thanks to Your Friendly Danube River Guide.
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