A Pair & A Spare: Woman Has Superfluous Third Breast Installed on Her Body; Claims She's Doing it For Feminism or Something

Well she doesn't say "feminism," precisely, but she does say this, which does evidence her rejection of The Patriarchy:

Tridevil has also claimed she had the surgery because she didn't want to appear as attractive to men.

In one of the videos, she said: "I got the surgery because I wanted to turn off guys. I know it sounds crazy but I don't want to date again ever. I still like to feel pretty.

"If I got a third breast implant most guys would think that's weird and gross. But I can still feel pretty."

See it's not about how guys see her, it's about the beauty she sees in her own heart, the heart underneath her third central mommysac.

What she's saying isn't as stupid as it sounds -- after all, Beyonce can sing "Bow Dow Bitches" and bump-and-grind through songs about blowjobs and get credited as a Philosopher because she flashed the word "FEMINISM" behind her during it.

Feminism is pretty much the beaten-down husband's "Whatever you want, dear" codified as a "philosophy."

She says some other things that are kinda-sorta hard to believe, too.

Like: I'm not doing this to become famous.

Despite scheduling interviews, creating a fan page, and hiring a film crew, Tridevil insists her apparent surgery was not an attempt become famous.

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Now, she has hired a camera crew to follow her around Tampa, Florida, documenting the 'struggles' she faces as a three-breasted woman.

It sounds like she's doing everything she can to avoid becoming famous.

Including pitching her show to MTV. That's what people who don't want to become famous do.

She's also given herself the name -- I presume she's given herself this name -- "Jasmine Tridevil." Another mark of Someone Who Just Wants to Be Left Alone.

And of course there's the name of her show. Well, actually, the show's name is rather clinical and suggests an intention to delve into the medical and psychological issues swirling around body augmentation, and not a desire to just titillate a zoned out television audience which has become numb to shock and sexually jaded.

The show is called Jasmine's Jugs.

No I'm not kidding, that's what it's called.

On the other hand, I have to admire her entrepreneurship; she says she's sunk every penny of her money (saved from her time as a massage therapist, I guess) into the plastic surgery and now the TV crew.

She seems like a Romney voter to me.

By the way, why did she call herself "Jasmine"?

What about Trinity? Trinity Tridevil.

That's the kind of anonymous name that triple-breasted women can use when they want to stay out of the limelight.

posted by Ace at 01:28 PM

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